William Murderface III

tobytobitobee:

I SAW PEOPLE WERE DRAWING SCHOOL GIRL PICKLES AGAIN
SO I JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON
U/////U
mine isn’t as kawaii as theirs, though

(Source: imstuckimstuuuuuck)

swedishguitarist asked: Wulls any ladies you gets ams sloppy seconds froms me. Because i's gets a pretty bigs loads of pussy comings throughs heres daily. Didsn't we's alreadysk discuss this? Ifs i's recalls correctsklys, we's hads a bets ands oh yeuhs, you losts. Yous didn'ts evens fucks ones girl.

You and I both know that the only reaschon I lost was becausche schome pissch head broke my ding dong.

dorymclean asked: I hope you know that I always ship you with sexy hot woman. You deserve it man.

You’re one of them. B)

ughcass asked: The fuck? I'm in college man. obviously. And how the fuck would pickles know?

Probably juscht taking precauschion, you know, scho I don’t get in trouble. How old are you anywaysch? You could be one of those jack offsch that schkip gradesch.

swedishguitarist asked: Riiight.

B( You’re scuch a fucking dildo licker.

ughcass asked: WILLIAM. HELLO. IT'S ME. YOUR NON-OBSESSIVE FAN FRIEND. Okay i'm kidding, but seriously hi.

Hi…fan. Look Picklesch schaid I’m not allowed near you causche you’re not legal and I don’t wanna have to schue you or anything so schram!

swedishguitarist asked: Pffff right... Acktuallysk ifs yous ams sees the ladies I's gets, whichs yous dont's cause yous ams always busys ins your rooms jackskings offs innsteads ofs akktuallysk gettsing any pussy, I's gets whosevers I's wants. I's don'ts judge.

HEY HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M DOIN IN MY ROOM

Isch it causche you’re gay and you’re trying to come on to me? Well I’m not and you are! And I get laid at leascht five timesch a week thank you very much.

brootalnoodles asked: murderface i love you you sexy man.

Thanks wanna fuck?