William Murderface III

tobytobitobee: I SAW PEOPLE WERE DRAWING SCHOOL GIRL PICKLES AGAINSO I JUMPED ON THE...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:00:15 -0400

I SAW PEOPLE WERE DRAWING SCHOOL GIRL PICKLES AGAIN
SO I JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON
U/////U
mine isn’t as kawaii as theirs, though

squeegeetherainbowsquid: octopickles: finally something that...

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 02:12:12 -0400

squeegeetherainbowsquid:

octopickles:

finally something that will fit

oh my god people are finally acknowledging my gigantic manhood

Wulls any ladies you gets ams sloppy seconds froms me. Because i's gets a pretty bigs loads of pussy comings throughs heres daily. Didsn't we's alreadysk discuss this? Ifs i's recalls correctsklys, we's hads a bets ands oh yeuhs, you losts. Yous didn'ts evens fucks ones girl.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 03:56:13 -0400

You and I both know that the only reaschon I lost was becausche schome pissch head broke my ding dong.

I hope you know that I always ship you with sexy hot woman. You deserve it man.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 03:54:01 -0400

You’re one of them. B)

The fuck? I'm in college man. obviously. And how the fuck would pickles know?

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 03:53:32 -0400

Probably juscht taking precauschion, you know, scho I don’t get in trouble. How old are you anywaysch? You could be one of those jack offsch that schkip gradesch.

Riiight.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 03:50:37 -0400

B( You’re scuch a fucking dildo licker.

WILLIAM. HELLO. IT'S ME. YOUR NON-OBSESSIVE FAN FRIEND. Okay i'm kidding, but seriously hi.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 03:48:28 -0400

Hi…fan. Look Picklesch schaid I’m not allowed near you causche you’re not legal and I don’t wanna have to schue you or anything so schram!

Pffff right... Acktuallysk ifs yous ams sees the ladies I's gets, whichs yous dont's cause yous ams always busys ins your rooms jackskings offs innsteads ofs akktuallysk gettsing any pussy, I's gets whosevers I's wants. I's don'ts judge.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 03:47:09 -0400

HEY HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M DOIN IN MY ROOM

Isch it causche you’re gay and you’re trying to come on to me? Well I’m not and you are! And I get laid at leascht five timesch a week thank you very much.

murderface i love you you sexy man.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 03:45:09 -0400

Thanks wanna fuck?

pikckelss: Oh…oh yeah.. that’s kinda…pretty true. I dunno. I...

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 03:44:10 -0400

pikckelss:

Oh…oh yeah.. that’s kinda…pretty true.

I dunno. I just can’t see “romance” being in my future. All in all that’s probably for the best. After all, dating people’s the number one thing that leads to break ups.

Wow. That’s really gay.

Is all of Dethklok gay or is it just me

pikckelss: This might be the best thing I’ve seen all day.

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 16:35:38 -0400

pikckelss:

This might be the best thing I’ve seen all day.

Oh boys Hiya Moiderface!

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 23:43:46 -0400

Hey, Toki. What have you been up to while I wasch gone schince you couldn’t pester me with your fucking catsch?

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 23:40:00 -0400

No, but it's kinda funny. I think you have a little redneck in you, deep down somewhere.

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 23:38:11 -0400

Well lucky for me I don’t.

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Thu, 16 Aug 2012 23:35:10 -0400

can i call you bill/will/willy or do you prefer william? or can i call you whatever i want so long as it's out to dinner? ;)

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 23:34:59 -0400

No. It’sch Murderface becausche I don’t fuckin know who you are.

Murderface, yeah? Big fucking fan, casual no fucking homo included.

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 23:34:16 -0400

Asch if ya even gotta schay no fucking homo for me to know that. But, cool another fan. The linesch over there.

Heres Moiderface, Haves a fats cats!

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 23:33:07 -0400

Heres Moiderface, Haves a fats cats!

pikckelss: both

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:47:50 -0400

pikckelss:

both

WHAT IS THIS

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:27:03 -0400

pikckelss:

onlyflatfood:

graqhic:

GOING ON BETWEEN DORY AND WILLIAM?

I mean nevermind I don’t care.

~~I’m totally not jealous omg i’m just gonna go cry ; A ;~~

Nothin. At leascht nothing you can’t be a part of if ya know what I’m saying.

I’m pretty sure at least one of those girls is under eighteen. Just thought I’d warn ya.

*sigh*And here’sch Picklesch the cockblock tryina ruin my day…
And how do YOU know?